Cander Cranes
Candy canes give the world a happy holiday spirit. When you eat the magical ingredients (red and white) the juices combine to make a transformation into your bloodstream, and you can actually invent gifts with your brain. That's why Santa has all the elves locked in his house.
CANDER CORN
KEVIN BLEVINS - INDEPENDENT WRITE IN CANDIDATE FOR DISTRICT 71
Are you tired of the two-party system, taxes, and organized government? Vote for Kevin Blevins independent write-in candidate for District 71.
IMPORTANT MESSAGE! Candy corn is destroying America. The dark forces of the United States government have infiltrated our intestines and instituted psychological mind control upon our bodies. I'm sharing this message to spread truth to the masses. Free yourself from the grips of psychological mind control! Boycott candy corn today!!
FRIEND FLAKES (The Cool Table)
BURGLARS (Au Pair)
THIRD WHEEL (Finger Food)
DAYS INN: THE WESTIN DOWNTOWN (The Neighborhood)
DAYS INN (The Neighborhood)
FOURTH OF JULY MATTRESS SALE (The Neighborhood)
THE ABSURDITY OF DATING YOUR SCENE PARTNER (Dummy)
ANNIVERSARY SONG (Dummy)
SLEEP (Dummy)